Three of my greatest passions in this world are Star Wars, Disneyland, and poster design. So when I heard that Disneyland had released the poster for the upcoming grand opening of the newly-renovated Star Tours attraction, I got really excited. After all, the travel posters for Endor and Bespin and Yavin IV were my first inspiration for the Serenity travel posters.
But then, I saw the new poster.

Hmm.
Well.
That’s … interesting.
The more I looked at it, the more it grated at me. My knee-jerk reaction was to tweet, “With Disneyland’s long history of fantastic posters, *this* is what they came up with for Star Tours 2?” I was just so irritated by it. Then someone asked me, “Aside from the type (which needs help) what specifically is wrong with it?” They went on to say that they weren’t disagreeing with me, but wanted to know why it is that the poster didn’t work for me.
It was a good question, and one I wanted to explore a little more. Why did I have such a viscerally negative reaction to the poster?
The first conclusion I came to was that it was overly pedestrian and uninspired, compared to the brilliant posters that Disneyland has produced over the last half century. (Wikipedia has a great archive, here.) But that only explained half of it. It didn’t address why the new poster didn’t measure up to the previous gems.
After thinking about it some more, I realized that the poster was trying to do too much, and succeeding at little. And it was failing to do the one thing that all great posters do: Tell a story in pictures. Regardless of style, or time period, or complexity of design, every memorable poster tells a brief picture story, leading your eye from beginning to end, and, hopefully, selling you something along the way.
In that spirit, let me explain what I mean, using pictures.
Example 1: Classic Disneyland Poster

Starting at the top of the piece, the poster tells you that the Peoplemover is “tomorrow’s transportation … today!” Then, once you reach the end of the text, your eye finds the large, colorful image of the Peoplemover, with its happy families enjoying their futuristic ride.
The art tapers and snakes its way down the page, telling you that there’s probably lots to see on this decently long ride. (And, of course, since this was from the days where you paid with a ticket to get on each ride, a longer ride meant more bang for your buck.)
Finally, following the serpentine path established by the rest of the poster, your eye is drawn to the Disneyland branding at the bottom of the piece, creating a neat bookend, and leaving no doubt as to where this ride lives.
Example 2: Drew Struzan Star Wars Poster
It’s clear from the color composition and the placement of elements on the page that the new Star Tours poster was inspired, at least in part, by the art of Drew Struzan. Struzan is a master of movie poster design, and has worked on countless iconic posters, including Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, and Blade Runner. His often-imitated style tends to be filled with lots of separate elements and a frenetic energy that seems almost haphazard. But when you take a closer look, you see that Struzan, like the artist who created the Peoplemover poster, is also telling a linear story, guiding the viewer from top to bottom in a systematic way.

Starting at the top, you learn that this poster is advertising the Special Edition of Star Wars [Han shot first. -Ed.] Then your eye is drawn to the first of four portraits, whose diminishing size, angle and placement naturally guide you through the composition. Notice that Leia is looking to the left, in keeping with the flow of the poster. Luke, however, is looking forward, which stops the viewer’s eye movement, allowing it to be caught again by the portrait of Obi Wan below him. Obi Wan then leads to the Star Wars logo, and the X- and Y-wing fighters come swooping down from that. Each character is placed next to someone they’re logically connected to: Han and Leia’s romantic tension; Leia and her knight in shining armor, Luke; Luke and his mentor, Obi Wan; and all of them surrounded (but not overshadowed) by the conflict that underlies the story.
Unlike the Peoplemover piece, there isn’t one unbroken path for the eye to follow; the X-wing battle in the center of the piece cuts across the composition. But this is done to give the piece energy and conflict, and is done very deliberately. Also, it is the only element of the design that does break the flow, making it stand out in the overall composition.
Example 3: Star Tours 2 Poster

The entry point for the new Star Tours poster is a faded visage of Darth Vader. Unfortunately, it’s so faded that I didn’t even notice it the first time. From there, my eye just isn’t sure what to go to next. The energy and action of Struzan’s work is here, but the narrative isn’t. There’s no flow. There are too many dead ends and tangents, and it’s impossible to interpret how any one piece of the puzzle relates to another. You get that the starspeeder is the central “character” because of its prominence, but beyond a lot of laser bolts (which, incidentally, should be green from the TIE fighters), there’s no indication of what the story is.
The story that posters tell doesn’t need to be complicated, or complex. And that, in the end, may be the Star Tours poster’s downfall. I think they were trying to tell the whole story of the new ride in one poster. Look at the elements: three planets (plus the Death Star), Darth Vader, X-Wings, TIE Fighters, a Naboo starfighter, a trade federation droid control ship, the Millenium Falcon, a starspeeder, and more laser bolts than you can shake a lightsaber at. Everything I’ve heard about the new ride says that there are a ton of things to see, and that your experience will change each time you ride it. And I get that the poster is trying to sell that idea. But Struzan’s poster doesn’t include the Death Star, or Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes, or Chewie, or a single Stormtrooper. Yet the poster still gets to the core of the story, and you don’t feel like you’re missing anything.
By trying to say too many things, the Star Tours poster ultimately says nothing. But, being the eternal optimist, I’m holding out hope that this is only one of many posters to come. (George, call me!)